Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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