Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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