There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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