I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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