Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
should my penis look like a turkey
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Dick very happy bro
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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