Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
do nipples grow back?
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