Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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