And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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