Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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