Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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