I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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