Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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