also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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