you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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