If i come over, it means nothing
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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