You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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