hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.