I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps