You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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