As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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