Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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