Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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