So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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