I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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