I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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