am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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