you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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