I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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