I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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