Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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