well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.