I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey