just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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