I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I came so hard my ears popped.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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