He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
