its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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