i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Stupid Covid-19
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