Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
When are your genitals available?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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