i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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