I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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