is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My vagina is officially offended.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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