we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
How drunk are you?