your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."