She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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