Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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