yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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