Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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