Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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