doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
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we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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