at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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