If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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