it hurts more in the daytime
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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