If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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