Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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