porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So vagazzling was a success
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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