I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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