I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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